The G

THIS IS A BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT.

JEANETTE IS NOW 23!

AND MAN DOES SHE LOOK WAY PASS 40

Hahaha... Just kidding G.

Dear G...

We've known each other for 8 years (yea... yonks)

And I have not seen your ugly face for 4 years (or yonks).

We talk about meeting up every single time we meet online.

But the thing is...

YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG!

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S HIGH TIME YOU CAME HOME???

Anyways,
Take good care of yourself.

If the new zealanders treat you like shit,

You probably deserve it (haha).

Or else, I'll burn each and everyone of em to ashes.
But I'm pretty sure you're in good company.

G-wheez
G-string
G-spot
G-nius

G-nette...

Take good care of yourself.
Love yah babe!
And here's to you.
And don't you fucking forget me!

The Warning

This is a notice to all motorcyclists.

Did you know that when you bought the motorcycle, you gained much more than what you bargained for? Yes that's right... you did. The motorcycle came with a free passenger! He rides with you wherever you go.

You're riding with Death. You excite him more when you ride at a higher speed. Even more when you ride in the dark. And if another passenger occupies his space, he'll make sure he gets rid of the passenger first.


Cos let's face it. You're on two wheels. You're not exactly in a capsule. The helmet doesn't protect your limbs. You're this small. Even the smallest car is THIS big to you. I'm on fours. I have airbags. Everyday I open a door into an enclosure. I can ride at 80 and still brake on time without losing control. You wanna try going at 80 and hitting the brakes? Ok fine... at 80 I may skid. And crash. But that will only hurt the car... and mmmmaaayyybbbeee I'll bruise a lil. But for most cars... *pOoF* comes the airbags.

I don't even wanna start imagining what happens to you when you skid and crash.

Did you know how many gory pictures I had to go through just to get these less gory ones?? Try it... type "motorcycle crash" on the googly.

Don't want that to happen? Then if you own a motorcycle you better be riding at 40 and not a notch more!

Or else get a bike with tyres the size of a car's. With those tyres you might still be able to brake on time and not lose control. In which case with that price, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET A KANCIL.

What's that? A motorcycle is economical? Yea sure it is. It only takes 6 bucks to fill up the tank. And it costs much less then a Kancil.



Sure sure.



You wanna pay for it with your life?



Suit yourself.

The Blogger's Meet

Virus infected ACD See programe ---> ACD See programe edits pictures ---> ACD See programe saves files into digital camera's 2GB memory card ---> MEMORY CARD CORRUPTED! ---> uninstalled ACD See programe ---> installed Adobe Photoshop programe ---> less user friendly compared to ACD See programe ---> I NEED MORE TIME TO EDIT PICTURES ---> THUS, I NEED MORE TIME TO POST THINGS UP~!

BLOODY HELL~!! THAT MEMORY CARD IS A TWO GIGGER~! A TTWOOO GGIIIGGERRR~!!! OH MY GAWD~!!

(Background noise: collegue singing to Ace of Base's Listen To Your Heart)

So anyway, I'm gonna get myself a new memory card so can someone please tell me how much is a 2GB memory card... you know... the one for Sony Digitals.

But that shall not be the main topic.

Bloggers Meet. Yes, yes... my post is late. But (relatively) not as late as someone during Blogger's Meet... hahahahaha. Gotcha Sam~ Met a lotta new faces, but most importantly, met a lil boy that I haven't met for a long time.

Those that I've met... off the top of my sleepy head right now are:

1. Advertlets Old Wood (Lau Pan) - Josh Lim - who came all the way from KL to organize the Bloggers Meet. And since there is only ONE Starbucks in Kuching, we just had to have it in the airport. Small population = small city = one of everything would suffice.




L-R: Paul, myself, Josh, Johnston, Tim



2. "Platinum girl... lady... woman...?" with her "Platinum baby" and oh gawd that baby was sho cute~!
3. Eve had enough friendliness in her to join our gang, yet still striked me as shy. Or maybe she's just there for Rose... hmmm...
4. Naomi @ Yomi? Omit the "A" out of Annoy Me and you get the proper pronunciation of your name. Well at least in French.
5. Ben, from Green Road School. Ben the Green.

That's... just about it. If I've left anyone out please pardon me. I don't function well in the morning, which is basically the reason why I hate mornings.

Technically I was just there for the free drink.

This is Azuki. Otherwise more popularly known as AnG TaO~ in Kuching. Red Bean with A LOTTA SYRUP... AND MILK. How diabetic. Had half of its serving... threw the rest away. Thank God it's free. Nonetheless the event made the free drink worthwhile. Later that evening they had a dinner that I couldn't attend. Had to have dinner with mummy and daddy. It's a family obligation thingy. Well at least I attended the supper session. The minute we stepped foot into Starbucks, people start shaking hands... no no not with anyone of us... but with Rose.

"Hi you're rosewong.com right?"

Thank goodness I'm not referred to as a dot com. Then again maybe I'd wanna start my own dot com. I shall call it...

OneHelluvaGoodLookingGuyWithLotsaGutsAndGloryAndAnAspiringPharmacist.com

"Hi... aren't you onehelluvagoodlooking&%$#$@&%$....................."

ha... ha...

Anyway, yea it was great meeting all of you. I'm not much of a blogger, just started blogging for my friends. Man do some of you had that Blogger face. Take a good look at Timothy. You would never think that he's a blogger now would you? And THAT'S what I'm talking about.

But the beauty about blogging is this. I get to meet more people. I've met lots, and I'm up for more... and most bloggers have interesting personalities. Most. I'm not sure bout the rest. C'mon... look at my good ol' buddy Tim. Interesting, no?

Yeap... so... that's all I've got to say bout this event. Go see everyone else's blogs for more details. Don't wanna go parrot-ing their posts.

Viva La' Bloggers