The Warning

This is a notice to all motorcyclists.

Did you know that when you bought the motorcycle, you gained much more than what you bargained for? Yes that's right... you did. The motorcycle came with a free passenger! He rides with you wherever you go.

You're riding with Death. You excite him more when you ride at a higher speed. Even more when you ride in the dark. And if another passenger occupies his space, he'll make sure he gets rid of the passenger first.


Cos let's face it. You're on two wheels. You're not exactly in a capsule. The helmet doesn't protect your limbs. You're this small. Even the smallest car is THIS big to you. I'm on fours. I have airbags. Everyday I open a door into an enclosure. I can ride at 80 and still brake on time without losing control. You wanna try going at 80 and hitting the brakes? Ok fine... at 80 I may skid. And crash. But that will only hurt the car... and mmmmaaayyybbbeee I'll bruise a lil. But for most cars... *pOoF* comes the airbags.

I don't even wanna start imagining what happens to you when you skid and crash.

Did you know how many gory pictures I had to go through just to get these less gory ones?? Try it... type "motorcycle crash" on the googly.

Don't want that to happen? Then if you own a motorcycle you better be riding at 40 and not a notch more!

Or else get a bike with tyres the size of a car's. With those tyres you might still be able to brake on time and not lose control. In which case with that price, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET A KANCIL.

What's that? A motorcycle is economical? Yea sure it is. It only takes 6 bucks to fill up the tank. And it costs much less then a Kancil.



Sure sure.



You wanna pay for it with your life?



Suit yourself.